pirate vs ninja

in my opinion, pirates are better. Firstly they get to travel the world and explore the world, be with their mates and drink till you pass out, who wouldn’t want to live like the amazing captain jack sparrow? a pirate gets to go wherever he wants and whenever he wants, but with ninjas, they are confined to their home and train for years and years, where pirates will be out and exploring while ur at home playing with big kid knifes. pirates don’t need to waste their time learning how to spin in a circle and learn how to be quiet. ninjas are not social they often hide in the shadows, how sad is that? to have no life, to have no friends, who wants a life like that? ninjas are always serious and gloomy, where pirates have fun and drink with their mates. A death in a ninja custom is to stab yourself in the stomach then your head cut off, where with pirates you die in a blaze of glory.